2006/04/04

Reach out and ... go to jail.

A man is facing charges after he reached his hand out of a car and grabbed a female jogger -- who happens to be a Hillsborough County Sheriff's deputy.

Authorities said David Vanfossen, 19, of Tampa was driving his mother's car Saturday morning when he grabbed the woman's buttocks.

The car sped away, but the woman was able to see the license plate. Deputies went to Vanfossen's home, where they found the car.

Vanfossen is charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, reckless driving, culpable negligence and misdemeanor battery.

Well, let us just say that because he wanted a little piece, he now gets to go where he can have it tossed like a salad.

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