- It's Photoshop Phriday.
Waiter! There's something in my food.
- Drunk teacher sleeps with teenager down under.
The pair began fondling each other and undressed before having sex, which was interrupted when a friend of the boy — who later approached police — entered the room.
At which point his "friend" got his ass kicked!
- Vermont publisher sues over "Choose Your Adventure" Jeep ads.
Choose lawsuit or settlement out of court.
- Aussie burglars' sex romp in victim's bed
"The sheets have been taken away for DNA sampling and I have told the police that I don't want them back."
Just don't ask what they left in the car.
- The Benchmade ERT-1.
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