Spidey lives in my ears.

What began as a faint popping in a 9-year-old boy's ear -- ''like Rice Krispies'' -- ended up as an earache, and the doctor's diagnosis was that a pair of spiders made a home in the ear.

''They were walking on my eardrums,'' Jesse Courtney said.

One of the spiders was still alive after the doctor flushed the fourth-grader's left ear canal.

His mother, Diane Courtney, said her son insisted he kept hearing a faint popping in his ear -- ''like Rice Krispies.''

Dr. David Irvine said it looked like the boy had something in his ear when he examined him.

When he irrigated the ear, the first spider came out, dead. The other spider took a second dousing before it emerged, still alive. Both were about the size of a pencil eraser.

Jesse was given the spiders -- now dead -- as a souvenir. He has taken them to school.

''It was real interesting, 'cause two spiders in my ear -- what next?'' Jesse said.

So much for not listening to complaints about earwax buildup. Maybe he was doing a bit too much Mary Jane to care.