Need a date to the Super Bowl? Try Ebay.

The Bears fan you see here is named Sarah Spain. As With Leather reports, she really wants to go to the Super Bowl, but she doesn't have a ticket. So she got the bright idea of auctioning off the opportunity to take her to the Super Bowl on eBay. (Yes, that means you're paying money, and if you're lucky enough to offer the most money, you get to give her one of your Super Bowl tickets. I didn't say this makes any sense.) Sarah writes:

I am a fun, funny, smart girl looking for a date to the Super Bowl. I'm a HUGE Chicago Bears fan who grew up in Lake Forest, right where the Bears practice! I've already got my flights to Miami, I just need a ticket to the game!!!!! You won't find a more fun date for the game anywhere!! I LOVE football, LOVE the Bears, can drink with the best of them, and let's be honest, I'm darn cute. So come on, bring someone to the game who will REALLY appreciate it! I've been waiting 21 years for the Bears to make it again, now I just need to get to the game!!! : )

She then adds an update in which she clarifies that she is "NOT an escort."

Right now, the top bid is $99,999,999, which means a bunch of people are putting up a bunch of bogus bids, which means eBay will be taking this down any time now. But it was fun while it lasted. Good idea, Sarah.

She's cute. If not an escort, she should be. :)