Misc. Friday Ramblings...

• It's Photoshop Phriday.
  Stop clowning around.
  


• If at first you don't succeed....strip.
  Must have had nice headlights.
  


• PS3 is a bust.
  Until it starts delivering the quality titles, that is.
  


• Wesley Crusher reviews ST:TNG episodes.
  Because the desire to kill Wesley wasn't strong enough the first go around.
  


• UFO spotted at O'Hare.
  That's not a UFO, that's Daley's ego!
  


• Man saved from garbage truck after call.
  Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!
  


• Ponch just farted.
  


• Boy finds porn instead of Madden 07.
  EA Pr0n, it's in the dame.....or....Giving kids a real reason to play with their joystick.
  

Friday FIREPOWER!

• JIC = Just In Case
  
  Shotgun in a tube, what's not to like?
  


• Don't drive and unload.
  

  Investigators said Robert Drown, 22, was driving on Loudon Road and emptying his loaded weapon at about noon. Police said Drown accidentally shot himself in the thigh.
  
  "It's like he rear-ended a car, went up over the curb, didn't hit the brakes or anything, took out the sign and jumped out of the car covered in blood," witness Jeff Raymond said.
  
  The collision happened about 50 yards from a fire station, and police said Drown tried to run to the station before collapsing 20 feet from the door.
  
  Investigators said the incident was a case of poor judgment.
  
  "When you handle a firearm, it should have 100 percent of your attention," Barry said.



• One of those internet chain mails sent me this...
  

  Firearms refresher course.
  
  1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.
  2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.
  3. Colt: The original point and click interface.
  4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.
  5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
  6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.
  7. "Free" men do not ask permission to bear arms.
  8. If you don't know your rights you don't have any.
  9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither.
  10. The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights reserved.
  11. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?
  12. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the others.
  13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.
  14. Guns only have two enemies; rust and politicians.
  15. Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety.
  16. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.
  17. 911 - government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer.
  18. Assault is a behavior, not a device.
  19. Criminals love gun control -- it makes their jobs safer.
  20. If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.
  21. Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them.
  22. You only have the rights you are willing to fight for.
  23. Enforce the "gun control laws" we ALREADY have, don't make more.
  24. When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.
  25. The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control.
  26. "A government of the people, by the people, for the people..."