Hmmmm.... "Don't ask don't tell" policy?
Is that what they call putting your butt on the line?
Obviously, they're Rump Rangers.
Yup, that rifleman is definately a, um......'crack shot'.
I'm pretty sure that these guys are tired of being the butt of all these jokes. We've been riding them pretty hard since the crack of dawn - it's got to be hard for them to just keep turning the other cheek to this sort of abuse.