2005/09/22

Something from the mailbox

I love my friends. They can be so wrong, it's gotta be right. Thanks to Kat for this one.

This is her disclaimer LOL - Lord, I apologize but this funny. For obvious reasons I am only sharing it with others as politically incorrect as me.

Things I have learned from watching the news on TV during the last eight
days:

The hurricane only hit black family's property

New Orleans was devastated and no other city was affected by the hurricane.

Mississippi is reported to have a tree blown down

New Orleans has no white people

The hurricane blew a limb off a tree in the yard of an Alabama resident

When you are hungry after a hurricane steal a big screen TV

The hurricane did 23 billion dollars in improvements to New Orleans: now the city is welfare, looters and gang free and they are in your city.

White folks don't make good news stories

Don't give thanks to the thousands that came to help rescue you, instead bitch because the government hasn't given you a debit card yet

Only black family members got separated in the hurricane rescue efforts

Ignore warnings to evacuate and the white folks will come get you and give you money for being stupid


EDIT: Check out this link comparing photographically the usage of buses in hurricane evacuations. Thanks Dad.

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