Misc. Friday Ramblings...

PHB: Alice, your problem is that you take on too much work.
Alice: The problem is that you give me too much work.
PHB: Your second problem is that you blame others. And your third problem is that you're always angry.
Alice: GAAAA!!! IT'S ALL YOU!!!!

• It's Photoshop Phriday!
  Something odd about these movie posters...
  


• 
  
  I am 37% White Trash.
  

  The white trash in my blood will not keep me from becoming a doctor or a lawyer, but it will keep me from a good haircut and any sort of fashion sense.

  Take the
  White Trash Test
  @ FualiDotCom


• 
  
  I am 9% Idiot.
  

  I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people.

  Take the
  Idiot Test
  @ FualiDotCom


• A Wii convert.
  Ah, hopefully I'll have the funding for it come November.
  


• 32 ways to tick someone off.
  Number 29 works, especially on a busy rural street.
  


• The World of Warcraft exercise program.
  Raid spinning anyone?
  


• William Shatner likes Jeri Ryan's breasts.
  He's definitely not dead, Jim!
  


• Bad day at the office?
  Looks like that copier needs a beatdown.
  
  


• Bionic Cow.
  We can rebuild her, we have the technology.
  


• Hungry? Try Krystals.
  After that, they held the worlds biggest dump contest.
  

Friday FIREPOWER!

• AR15.COM shoot.
  Full-auto, silenced, and a bloop gun. Ooooh, I love Utah.
  


• 250 round therapy session.
  Cheaper than a shrink, except for the replacement barrels.