- It's Photoshop Phriday!
How hungry are you?
- Happy St. Patrick's Day!
- Getting knocked the f_ck out.
Tatsu maki sen puu kyaku!
- Little Mermaid vandalized with a dildo.
Ursula wanted for questioning.
- You too can help your kids with homework
Great, just what I want, refresher courses on what I wanted to forget.
- Sony Delays PlayStation 3 Console Launch
Somewhere in Redmond, Washington, you can hear Bill Gates cackle with glee.
- South Park is funny, until it pokes fun at you. Right Chef?
Isaac Hayes has quit "South Park," where he voices Chef, saying he can no longer stomach its take on religion.
"Religious beliefs are sacred to people, and at all times should be respected and honored," he continued. "As a civil rights activist of the past 40 years, I cannot support a show that disrespects those beliefs and practices."
"South Park" co-creator Matt Stone responded sharply in an interview with The Associated Press Monday, saying, "This is 100 percent having to do with his faith of Scientology... He has no problem - and he's cashed plenty of checks - with our show making fun of Christians."
Stone told The AP he and co-creator Trey Parker "never heard a peep out of Isaac in any way until we did Scientology. He wants a different standard for religions other than his own, and to me, that is where intolerance and bigotry begin."
Amen to that.
- Defending those that can't defend themselves.
Police on Wednesday identified the man shot by a woman who's nine months pregnant after he broke into her home.
The Cumberland County Sheriff's Office said Louis Deon McMillian, 28, of Fayetteville, was killed Tuesday afternoon after he was shot by Crystal Strickland.
Authorities said Strickland was lying on the couch in her home when she heard the mini-blinds on her kitchen door rustle. When Strickland got up to investigate, she saw McMillian trying to get in.
A department spokeswoman said the McMillian ran around the corner of the duplex to the front door and tried to kick it in. Strickland, whose two children, ages 3 and 1, were in the home at the time, warned McMillian that she had a gun. He replied that he also had a gun, officials said.
Authorities say the two exchanged gunfire and McMillian was shot in the chest. He was taken to Cape Fear Valley Medical Center, but went into cardiac arrest en route to the hospital. He died during surgery, officials said.
Strickland's two children were not injured in the shooting.
No charges have been filed.
Never come between a mother and her cubs...
- Marines get a six-pack attack.
Marines with Regimental Combat Team 5, based in Camp Fallujah, test-fired the latest in the Corps’ arsenal of weapons’ improvement, the M-32 Multiple shot Grenade Launcher. It’s a six-barreled, 40 mm beast of weapon that has just about enough attitude for Marines.
- Why you never shoot an inflated tire still on the rim.