Money can't buy you love...

When five dozen roses didn't work, an estranged husband took out a full-page newspaper ad to ask his wife for forgiveness.

"Please believe the words in my letter, they are true and from my heart," read the ad in Tuesday's edition of The Florida Times-Union. "I can only hope you will give me the chance to prove my unending love for you. Life without you is empty and meaningless."

Larry, who declined to give his last name, sent the $17,000 apology to Marianne, his wife of 17 years. She left him almost two weeks ago, he said.

"It was a culmination of things," he told the newspaper. "But I am desperately trying to save our marriage."

Larry, who lives in Orlando, said his wife is staying with her parents near Jacksonville. But they blocked him from entering their gated community and she changed her cell phone number so he can't contact her.

A relative told him that Marianne saw the advertisement.

"She said my wife read the ad and started crying. But so far I've had no response from her," Larry said.

But the ad drew the attention of many other readers, who contacted the paper.

"They want to know if she has responded and if they have worked things out," said Jay Weimar, director of display advertising. "We tell them we are pulling for him."

...or bring back your estranged wife. Larry says it is a culmination of things. However, there had to be one thing that broke it all apart. I mean, for $17k, he could get a divorce and get a new wife. People usually do not change overnight, no matter have extreme the circumstance. Whatever lead up to this will still be there if they ever get together. If she has retreated to her parent's protective umbrella, then almost assuredly all bets are off. Parent's tend to be over-protective, especially of their "little girl". More than likely, they are poisoning any attempt at reuniting the couple. Good luck if he does get back with her. He's gonna have many moons of ass-kissing in front of him.

*thanks to MF'r for the heads up on the story.