A pair of Long Island hot dog vendors allegedly did their job with a little too much relish, selling sex along with hot sausage inside their tan camper.
Police said the women provided personal services along with knishes, Fritos and Cheez Doodles from a wiener wagon parked alongside Sunrise Highway at Rockwood Ave. in Baldwin.
"We've never seen hot dogs mixed with prostitution before," said Deputy Inspector Rick Capece, commanding officer of Nassau County's narcotics/vice squads. "It's out there, the most unusual thing I've seen."
Catherina Scalia, 38, of Rockville Centre, and Rose Skorgy, 34, of Merrick, were charged with prostitution after they propositioned an undercover cop yesterday, police said.
Cops said Scalia offered to expose herself to the officer or perform a sex act inside the camper, a rundown vehicle strewn with empty chip bags and ketchup bottles and containing a dingy mauve recliner.
Scalia also told the officer Skorgy would perform a sex act in his car, if he wanted privacy, cops said.
Police received a tip last week that the women were offering extras at the stand, adorned with giant signs reading "Hot Dogs" and "We Are Open."
The camper has been registered to Scalia for four months, but cops aren't certain when the duo set up shop in the residential neighborhood.
"It was a legitimate business. They were selling hot dogs in there," Capece said. "We don't know how large the clientele was, though."
Want to know how large the clientele was? Just use hotdog lingo with the girls. Were they dealing with footlongs or cocktail franks? Being a legitimate business, it reminds me of the film The Freshman staring Brando and Broderick. There is a scene where Brando wants Broderick to work for him, and it goes something like this:
"I want you to accept this completely legitimate offer...I want to hear a Yes (Brando cracks walnuts with his hand).....I want to hear a YES!!!(Brando cracks walnuts with his hand with emphasis)"
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