So what do you want to know?

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

Only one? Dayum, I guess that makes mounting the button in my car a moot point.

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?

Can I choose all of American Idol?

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? I can only pick ONE person?

Hmmm. Not really hating on anyone right now.

4. What is your favorite cheese?

Pepper-Jack

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. Jiff Peanut Butter and strawberry or cherry or peach jelly

Super Club Sub from Blue Boy's Sandwich Shop. Homemade bread, two types of turkey and ham, bacon, two cheeses, lettuce, tomato. Or, Peanut Butter and Banana sammich!

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie (porn counts) celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?

Salma Hayek (already have clearance from the wife too).

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?

Ack. Hmmm. Shania or Fergie from Black Eyed Peas

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?

Bring it home, give it to the wife (brownie points are worth way more than what I could buy with $100)

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

Costa Rica

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?

Drink

11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is...?

Patron Platinum

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?

Pre-World War 2. Bring back today's tech to the US so we can kick everyone's ass and rule the world! :)

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
You do not have a right to not be offended. F*ck you, grow thicker skin.

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?

True Survivor. Set people in the middle of no where, and they have to get out alive. All they have is their wits and their clothes. No immunities. No food rewards. You live, you win. (watch Survivorman on TLC to see how it can be done)


15. What is your favorite curse word?

Sh!t


16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?

At least it isn't zombies. Ah well, Mummies don't like fire. Torch 'em.

17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the item? Wallet (damn flaming mummies setting fire to my house)

18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?

Update the blog, write a long email saying goodbye. Oh yeh, get pictures of AoD. They'll sell for a fortune on Ebay.

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?

Telekinesis

0. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

Birth of my Son.

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? (the answer "nothing" doesn't count).

I think if anything horrible happened, it is currently a repressed memory. I'd like to keep it that way, thankyouverymuch.

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?

Australia probably, even with the draconian gun laws. I got telekinesis, so neener, neener.

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?

I don't go to bars.

24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude, check it out... I can FLOAT!"?

Ken's

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?

Hmmm. I'm just don't care about celebrities that much.

26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

My grandmother on my mom's side.

27. What's your theme song?

Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit