Headlines...

thanks to Rez for the following:

• Next Time They'll Try Wild Turkey
"Bad Gym Beam Sends Students Home Early"--headline, KYTV Web site (Springfield, Mo.), April 22

• Can't They Talk Civil Instead?
"Bush, Saudi Prince Talking Crude in Texas"--headline, FoxNews.com, April 25

• What Would Ohioans Do Without Polls?
"Poll Finds Ohioans Still Split on Bush"--headline, Cincinnati Enquirer, April 23

• What Would Researchers Do Without Studies?
"Study: Research Worth the Money"--headline, Tallahassee (Fla.) Democrat, April 25

• What Would Exploding Toads Baffle Without Experts?
"Exploding Toads Baffle Experts"--headline, Agence France-Presse, April 24

• Because Children Are the Vast Majority
"Men Are Minority in Grade Schools"--headline, Daily Press (Hampton, Va.), April 24