2004/08/27

And you thought the music was crappy...

A bus driver working for the ecologically minded Dave Matthews Band could face prosecution on charges of dumping the vehicle's load of human waste off a Chicago bridge onto a tour boat, police said on Wednesday.

The effluent splattered passengers on an architectural boat cruise passing underneath the bridge the afternoon of Aug. 8, sending the boat back to its dock and some of the disgusted passengers to the hospital for tests.


You know, I could probably write up some diatribe about this, but I think that the following will do nicely:

Bridge Tour - $20
Tour Boat - $25,000
Tour Bus - $75,000
Getting shit on by the Dave Matthews Band - priceless

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