2005/06/01

You gotta know when to hold 'em...

A Texas woman faces a misdemeanor assault charge for her rough treatment of a man who refused to prolong a recent sex session between the pair. According to the below Travis County Sheriff's Office affidavit, Jannette Pulido, 23, climbed on top of Frederick Parke and squeezed his genitals after he declined additional trysting. Pulido then allegedly directed some threats at her paramour's private parts and began tussling with the 25-year-old Parke, who was slightly injured. He ejected Pulido from his Austin pad and called the cops, to whom he told his sad story of unrequited love.

Hey, at least when you take a test drive, you can find out if you have a lemon or a peach. Agressive passion has its place, but "I'm gonna cut your dick off while you sleep" is going a bit too far. Maybe she should hook up with Christian Slater?

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