Showing posts with label funny shit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny shit. Show all posts
2012/04/27
2010/04/20
2009/11/13
2009/03/03
2009/02/21
2009/01/29
Boot to the head
Via UPI:
A footprint imprinted onto the face of an assault victim in Salford, England, may lead to the capture of the victim's assailants, police say.
Police said Wednesday the injury to 33-year-old Johnathan Robinson's forehead clearly shows the imprint of a shoe or boot worn by one of the men who attacked the bar owner this week, The Daily Mail said.
Robinson was attacked Monday by four assailants while leaving his Golden Lion bar and robbed of nearly $3,600 of his bar's earnings. One of the assailants stomped on Robinson's face during the robbery, prompting the bar owner to lose consciousness.
After Robinson's body was discovered, he was taken to an area hospital for treatment for various injuries including a broken leg.
While police are treating the attack as an attempted homicide, Robinson says he is simply ready to put the entire incident behind him.
2009/01/05
2008/11/06
2008/10/21
2008/09/18
2008/09/17
2008/08/12
Allah busted for cocaine in CT.
From Fox CT:
Jesus just left chicago and he's bound for New Orleans,
Workin from one end to the other and all points in between.
ZZ Top
Almighty Supremebeing Allah Arrested
Members of the East Central Narcotics Task Force arrested a West Hartford man was arrested after a short chase in South Windsor Thursday evening.
According to police, Almighty Supremebeing Allah, 35, of 119 Elmhurst St. West Hartford refused to stop for a marked cruiser and was detained about a mile down the road after the initial stop.
He was charged with Reckless Driving, Disobeying an Officers Signal, Interfering with an Officer, Criminal Attempt/Sale of Cocaine Criminal Attempt/Possession of Cocaine.
Police say Allah was held on a $260,000.00 bond and will be in Manchester Superior Court on Friday.
Jesus just left chicago and he's bound for New Orleans,
Workin from one end to the other and all points in between.
ZZ Top
2008/08/08
Russian troops invade Georgia; Headed for Paula Deen's restaurant.
Click this link, then look at the map on the lower left. oooops.
2008/08/06
They spiked the punch
see more pwn and owned pictures
Tastes like is has a little wang in it....and beware of one-armed violinists.
2008/07/23
2008/06/23
George Carlin Dies at 71
From NY Times Obits:
For me, this is a year where I like to trot out one of Carlin's musings on elections:
George Carlin, the Grammy-Award winning standup comedian and actor who was hailed for his irreverent social commentary, poignant observations of the absurdities of everyday life and language, and groundbreaking routines like “Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television,” died in Santa Monica, Calif., on Sunday, according to his publicist, Jeff Abraham. He was 71.
The cause of death was heart failure. Mr. Carlin, who had a history of heart problems, went into the hospital on Sunday afternoon after complaining of heart trouble. The comedian had worked last weekend at The Orleans in Las Vegas.
Mr. Carlin began his standup comedy act in the late 1950s and made his first television solo guest appearance on “The Merv Griffin Show” in 1965. At that time, he was primarily known for his clever wordplay and reminiscences of his Irish working-class upbringing in New York.
In 1970, Mr. Carlin discarded his suit, tie, and clean-cut image as well as the relatively conventional material that had catapulted him to the top. Mr. Carlin reinvented himself, emerging with a beard, long hair, jeans and a routine that, according to one critic, was steeped in “drugs and bawdy language.” There was an immediate backlash. The Frontier Hotel in Las Vegas terminated his three-year contract, and, months later, he was advised to leave town when an angry mob threatened him at the Lake Geneva Playboy Club. Afterward, he temporarily abandoned the nightclub circuit and began appearing at coffee houses, folk clubs and colleges where he found a younger, hipper audience that was more attuned to both his new image and his material.
By the mid-’70s, like his comic predecessor Lenny Bruce and the fast-rising Richard Pryor, Mr. Carlin had emerged as a cultural renegade. In addition to his irreverent jests about religion and politics, he openly talked about the use of drugs, including acid and peyote, and said that he kicked cocaine not for moral or legal reasons but after he found “far more pain in the deal than pleasure.” But the edgier, more biting comedy he developed during this period, along with his candid admission of drug use, cemented his reputation as the “comic voice of the counterculture.”
Although some criticized parts of his later work as too contentious, Mr. Carlin defended the material, insisting that his comedy had always been driven by an intolerance for the shortcomings of humanity and society. “Scratch any cynic,” he said, “and you’ll find a disappointed idealist.”
Still, when pushed to explain the pessimism and overt spleen that had crept into his act, he quickly reaffirmed the zeal that inspired his lists of complaints and grievances. “I don’t have pet peeves,” he said, correcting the interviewer. And with a mischievous glint in his eyes, he added, “I have major, psychotic hatreds.”
For me, this is a year where I like to trot out one of Carlin's musings on elections:
2008/06/20
Watch it wiggle, see it jiggle
From DailyMail:
That's my kind of wrasslin! Check the link for some of the bikini shots too.
Classic graduate Nadia Witkowski was doubtless wishing she had opted for a little more restraint after a spot of jelly wrestling ended in drunken fisticuffs and a rather unseemly scuffle with security - culminating in a police caution for common assault.
The student's humiliation came at an event organised by the Wyverns, an infamous all-male Magdalene College drinking society, and part of a bigger tradition known as Suicide Sunday.
This year there was a blazers and bikini theme (that's men in blazers, women in bikinis - and a jelly-filled inflatable paddling pool).
Miss Witkowski, 23, who says she she hopes to go into law or investment banking, was suitably attired.
She surely did not, however, have prospective employers in mind when she stripped down to her skimpy white two-piece and waded into a far from dignified face off with a scantily-clad opponent.
Should she want to be reminded, photographs capture the slippery bout in all its glory.
Miss Witkowski's ire was raised after coming off better in the fight, only to hear hundreds of students who had been watching booing her and cheering her opponent - whose top also managed to fall off during the bout.
Storming away, still covered in jelly, the student punched a girl dressed as a butterfly in the face, leaving her with a bloody nose.
She then grabbed a bottle of Lambrini and made for the exit but was stopped by two burly bouncers.
When they tried to confiscate the bottle of cheap perry, she punched one and headbutted the other, forcing them to call for reinforcements.
That's my kind of wrasslin! Check the link for some of the bikini shots too.
2008/06/19
Why things are done right to left.
From TheSun:
This embarrassing blunder left passers-by red-faced in London's Leicester Square moments before the Hancock premiere last night.
Scaffolders appeared to spell the name of the superhero film backwards, erecting the last four letters before the first three were mounted.
This meant that just as it was time for a fag break, the only letters in place rudely spelt out c**k providing plenty of giggles for the labourers.
2008/06/18
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