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Watch it wiggle, see it jiggle

From DailyMail:

Classic graduate Nadia Witkowski was doubtless wishing she had opted for a little more restraint after a spot of jelly wrestling ended in drunken fisticuffs and a rather unseemly scuffle with security - culminating in a police caution for common assault.

The student's humiliation came at an event organised by the Wyverns, an infamous all-male Magdalene College drinking society, and part of a bigger tradition known as Suicide Sunday.

This year there was a blazers and bikini theme (that's men in blazers, women in bikinis - and a jelly-filled inflatable paddling pool).

Miss Witkowski, 23, who says she she hopes to go into law or investment banking, was suitably attired.

She surely did not, however, have prospective employers in mind when she stripped down to her skimpy white two-piece and waded into a far from dignified face off with a scantily-clad opponent.

Should she want to be reminded, photographs capture the slippery bout in all its glory.

Miss Witkowski's ire was raised after coming off better in the fight, only to hear hundreds of students who had been watching booing her and cheering her opponent - whose top also managed to fall off during the bout.

Storming away, still covered in jelly, the student punched a girl dressed as a butterfly in the face, leaving her with a bloody nose.
She then grabbed a bottle of Lambrini and made for the exit but was stopped by two burly bouncers.

When they tried to confiscate the bottle of cheap perry, she punched one and headbutted the other, forcing them to call for reinforcements.

That's my kind of wrasslin! Check the link for some of the bikini shots too.

Ron Simmons inducted into hall of fame

From http://www.ajc.com/gatech/content/sports/stories/2008/05/01/hallburst_0502.html:

That player was Ron Simmons, an All-State defensive lineman from Warner Robins High. Simmons would sign with Florida State where he would become a two-time All-American.

On Thursday Simmons, who now lives in Marietta, was one of 13 players named to the College Football Hall of Fame.

"This has to be one of the greatest honors that I have ever received and I can't tell you how thrilled I am," Simmons told the AJC on Thursday. "When I look at all of the great players who are in the Hall of Fame, I can't believe I'm on that list. This a tribute that I share with all of those guys who got things started at Florida State."

After his playing days Simmons became a professional wrestler.

"There are so many people who help you get to a place like this," said Simmons, who turns 50 on May 15. "I don't know that I can thank them all but I am going to try."

I've watch Ron wrestle from his days with Butch Reed in the NWA as the team of DOOM. When it morphed into the WCW, Ron was doing great in singles competition. He really shined once he moved on to the WWF with the Nation of Domination and APA. Currently, though, his funniest bit to date is showing up at opportune times to chime in with "Damn!". Watch below.

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