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From Atlanta:

Five Dead Sharks Found in Spalding County

ATLANTA (MyFOX Atlanta) – Five dead sharks were found along a dirt road in Spalding County Sunday.

The sheriff's office said a driver saw the sharks on Minter Road near Mobley Road, an area known for illegal dumping.

The creatures were about four to five feet in length. Investigators said they weren't sure how the sharks got to Spalding County.

The Georgia Department of Natural Resources was notified.

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Generally accepted internet rule that states that pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject.

If it exists, there is porn of it.

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